This Agreement affects your legal rights as a Client of GOACH GREG INC.
PLEASE READ IT VERY CAREFULLY!
Thank you for becoming a valued client (the “Client”) of COACH GREG INC. which also carries on business under the names Coach Greg, Greg Doucette, Chef Greg, and GD.
You, the Client, are aware of the benefits but also the risks, hazards, and dangers associated with participating in physical training, fitness, exercise programs, coaching, powerlifting, bodybuilding, performance sports, diet planning, supplement planning, and any other related activity provided by COACH GREG INC. (collectively, the “Activities”).
CLIENT ASSUMES ALL RISK AND RESPONSIBILITY
Your participation in the Activities is completely voluntary and solely at your request. You freely accept and fully assume all responsibility for all risks, hazards, and dangers associated with the Activities, and all possibilities of personal injury, physical or bodily harm, psychological or emotional injury, death, property damage, or any other loss to yourself or any other person as a result of your participation in the Activities.
To the full extent permitted by law, COACH GREG INC. does not warrant that the Activities will meet your needs, requirements, or expectations. The entire risk as to the quality, performance, and effectiveness of the Activities is solely with you, the Client.
You should always consult with a physician, or other health or medical professional, before starting any training, fitness, performance, diet, supplement, or exercise program, and before participating in any of the Activities. COACH GREG INC. is not responsible if you fail to do so.
WAIVER AND RELEASE OF ALL CLAIMS
In exchange for participating in the Activities, you and your family, heirs, next of kin, executors, administrators, and assigns agree to all of the following:
To waive all claims, known or unknown, that you have or may have in the future against COACH GREG INC. including its owners, officers, directors, employees, independent contractors, agents, and representatives arising out of or related to the Activities;
That COACH GREG INC. is not liable for any general, punitive, special, indirect, consequential, or incidental damages, for any lost profits, or for any other damages, costs, or losses of any kind arising out of Client’s participation in the Activities;
To release and forever discharge COACH GREG INC. of all liability for any personal injury, physical or bodily harm, psychological or emotional injury, death, property damage, or any other loss resulting from your participation in the Activities due to any reason or cause, including but not limited to negligence, legal tort, breach of any statute, breach of any protocols, breach of any duty imposed by law, breach of contract, mistake, or error of judgment by COACH GREG INC.;
To not bring or make any claims of any kind against COACH GREG INC. arising from or related to the Activities; and
To be liable for and to hold harmless and indemnify COACH GREG INC. from all third party actions, proceedings, demands, claims, damages, costs, legal fees, and liabilities of any kind arising out of or in any way related to your participation in the Activities.
DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
COACH GREG INC. DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, IN CONNECTION WITH THE ACTIVITIES. FOR EXAMPLE, COACH GREG INC. DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE ACTIVITIES WILL BE FIT FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE, THAT THEY WILL BE DELIVERED TO ANY PARTICULAR STANDARD, OR THAT THEY WILL HAVE THE SAME RESULTS FOR EVERYONE.
REGARDLESS OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THE MAXIMUM TOTAL LIABILITY OF COACH GREG INC. TO CLIENT (OR ANYONE CLAIMING THROUGH CLIENT) ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THE ACTIVITIES SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE TOTAL AMOUNT PAID BY CLIENT TO COACH GREG INC. FOR THE ACTIVITIES.
SOME PLACES MAY HAVE LAWS PREVENTING THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF CERTAIN TYPES OF DAMAGES. IF THOSE LAWS APPLY TO YOU OR ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, COACH GREG INC. STILL RELIES ON THE MAXIMUM EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION AVAILABLE IN THOSE PLACES.
GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS
This Agreement is governed by the laws of the Province of Nova Scotia (Canada) and any federal laws of Canada applicable in the Province of Nova Scotia, without regard for conflicts of laws principles.
The Courts of the Province of Nova Scotia shall have the sole and exclusive jurisdiction in any matters related to or arising out of this Agreement. You agree to submit to this jurisdiction and to not contest it for any reason. You agree that the Activities are deemed to be provided in the Province of Nova Scotia.
If any part of this Agreement is found to be invalid or unenforceable, that part shall be deemed to be severable and deleted without affecting the remaining terms and conditions of this Agreement; if so, all of the remaining parts of this Agreement shall remain in full force and effect.
This Agreement is considered signed by the Client electronically by clicking “I AGREE”. You may request a copy of this Agreement by contacting COACH GREG INC.
By clicking “I AGREE”, you agree that you are of majority age and that you have read all these terms and conditions, and agree to all of them.
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